un: v.elizabeth

[elevelvetor]

I, Elizabeth... have been granted a birthday.

Each and every one of you is cordially invited to set up, provide food and entertainment for, and attend a surprise birthday party on the third Saturday of this August: that is to say, it falls on August 21st this year.

Now, to help all of you throw the perfect surprise birthday party, what follows is a list of my likes and dislikes, as well as items or favors I would be ecstatic to receive as gifts:

Likes: The color blue, strange and exotic food, items of interesting origin, being held like a princess from a romantic fairy-tale, being able to go "all-out" in battle, thesauruses (thesaurusi?), trying new and exciting things, dropping it like it's hot, reading

Dislikes: Not being invited to participate in what everyone else has been invited to, my fashion sense being questioned, Erebus

Gifts I Would Like: Old documents and other aged informative items, a drink that shares my name, something that cannot be found at school... Truthfully, any gift that matches my likes shall do, but these are the ones I believe would be considered my "top choices".

I'm looking forward to seeing what type of party all of you throw for me.

Comments

[elevelvetor]

I've been carefully considering this since the beginning of last month. Regardless, I'm happy you've RSVP'd. Thank you for your speedy response... And for complimenting my list. I hope it gave you some ideas for what gifts to bring and what to set up in anticipation for my surprise party.

[starrypoint]

def did!!!!
oh yeah that reminds me
ik someone else Had to have said it by now but
is it rly a surprise party if you already know about it?
my birthdays already past, but ur idea sounds cool so i wanna pull it off next year...☆

[elevelvetor]

It isn't as if I'm going to know what time exactly nor the place it shall be held, so I consider it enough of a surprise to warrant such a title.

( , wait. )

I was under the impression it was customary to hold a party on one's day of birth... Is this not something everyone expects to happen?

[starrypoint]

oh no they deffo do!!!

but like

when ppl think of a surprise party they dont rly know it's coming in the first place? like that anyone is planning anything at all

i think its rly neat ur doing it like this tho!!!!

[elevelvetor]

I see... How curious. Why wouldn't they think those they spend time with would plan them a party? Thank you, by the way. I thought it the quickest way to alert everyone of my success in procuring a birth day.

[starrypoint]

tbh i was sort of surprised when i did get a party one year, even tho i'd been talking nonstop about my birthday for like two weeks?

i didnt rly have parties with friends growing up bc i moved a lot www so it was like, super exciting!!!!! and it was definitely a surprise how many ppl came and pitched in and stuff!!!! so that's also a kind of surprise!!!

[elevelvetor]

( ................. )

So you were rather friendless until recently, correct? My, that's just like my former guest... How wonderful you two both managed to form lasting bonds at long last.

[starrypoint]

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haha yeah
anyway!!!!!
what counts as exotic food 2 u?