☆ now's your chance to be a ☆ | un: s.akehoshi

[starrypoint]

plenty of fun things to do at the

~*student store~*~

gamble!
commission pieces of work!
(clay is best! foxes are seasonal!)
buy beautiful sparkling shining gemstones!
chat up the cute shopkeeper!

walk through that door today and meet the suncatcher of your dreams!

special for the month of october!
pumpkins!
spiders!
cobwebs!
masks!

prices you won't see anywhere else, here! at the student store!

support your local business today!

at the

~*~student store~*~

when you're here, you're one of a kind!

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un: i.sena

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[starrypoint]

[, sena????? sena-senpai???????????]

r u a zombie

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[starrypoint]

yes




[why not]

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[starrypoint]

[FLIRTING TIPS???]

help

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us

un: n.ebalon || he's a boomer sorry

[silentabyss]

what is this

love u boomer noah

[starrypoint]

an ad for the student store!!!!
come on over!
ask for some fun projects!
boss is reaaaally good with their hands, so they can make pretty much anything ull need for the upcoming spooky season!!!
like skulls!
pumpkins!
foxes!
bats!
spiders!
ghosts!
u name it they can probably make it!!!!

[starrypoint]

but this specifically is like, a bot

[silentabyss]

wait can they make real spiders

[a moment of silence followed by an even more confused:]

they turned izumi into a robot???????

[starrypoint]

no like clay spiders

and yeah
they did
freaky huh, a zombot (zombie bot)

[silentabyss]

ugh no no more zombies im over this resurrection shit

nene is going to be upset when she finds out you know??

[starrypoint]

thats why i was trying to stop it!!!
but it kept going...
idk how to get rid of it tho these pdas are like
ancient

[silentabyss]

this is your post but you cant like delete comments right???

idk this is new technology to me personally i think it could use some upgrades like deleting comments from zombie robots

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[silentabyss]

uh

YES

??

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[eyes glazing over...]


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