11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

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un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

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[silentabyss]

*tells suba-inu to do a trick but in dog*

bark, woof, grr, bark.

[starrypoint]

*suba-inu nods!!!*
*and lays down*
*wags his tail*

woof woof!!!!!

[commences]

*throws them a single bone*

[starrypoint]

*dives for it first and runs away from lonchan-inu with it*

[silentabyss]

*wtf unfair!*

bark!!

*fights suba-inu for the bone!!*

[commences]

*watches like a hunter in his natural habitat*

[starrypoint]

grrr grrr grrr!!!!

*snaps back at lonchan-inu!!!!

explains that this is his bone and that maddy has 205 others in his body but in growls*

grr grr!!!

[silentabyss]

grr!!

*trots away to go chew on komaeda's leg!! where are the bones, bonesman!!*

grr!!

[commences]

*leg just falls off, and now there's a whole new bone and a fibula for them to bite on*

[starrypoint]

arf arf!!!

*suba-inu will let lonchan-inu have fibula he wants the tibula*

*fun fact: its the bigger one!!! but they both have flesh on them*

[silentabyss]

bark!!

*gnawing komaeda's bones*

[commences]

*bleeds out and dies where i lay, the sun sets and the moon rises, turning you both into werwolves*

[comprises]

oh how sweet...
you got me two more disciplined dogs, hm?

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yep, what do you think of them?

[comprises]

very good, seems very disciplined
most likely the best birthday present one could ask for

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akehoshi-kun and ebalon-kun are pretty great at it.
they cheat a little, but that's because akehoshi-kun is a bad influence, so you may have to neuter him.

[comprises]

ah, and ebalon has a temper too remember
they still have a ways to go, but they're still better than my current dog nonetheless

[commences]

tempers aren't bad as long as you know how to soothe them.
look into having a pet cat!

[comprises]

perhaps. cats do tend to like me.
any suggestions for anything specific?

[commences]

inaba-san.

[silentabyss]

fuck you i'll hit you again

[comprises]

you can TRY to hit me again, you mean.

there's a difference :)

[silentabyss]

you really test every last ounce of the patience i dont have for you

[comprises]

also that's a mean thing to say to the birthday boy.

[silentabyss]

happy birthday or whatever