yogen | 12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:
Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

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Edited 2021-12-03 23:23 (UTC)

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I see. What would you consider yogurt, then? I consider it to be more closely aligned with a salad.

I once read a news report from the human world depicting a human eating a banana slug and dying. I do not recommend them as a salad topping, but I can see where the confusion lies.

Isn't it interesting? Humans are quite funny.

[Plenty of people have been on Lucifer's ass but ~~I took a hiatus in November~~ he hasn't been listening.]

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Alright, I think that's an agreeable rule.

What is your opinion on thick drinks, such as milkshakes? I would consider ice cream, which is a key ingredient, to be a salad. Would that make a milkshake a salad, or would you still slot it under a beverage?

Ahhh! You're right! >< So does that just make them...

Ice cream soup? Or cream soup, since it's not icy anymore?

[ i hate this ]

Ummm...
Wait, we have to define it first, right? Just like Sakasaki-san did! Pizza has to have toppings, maybe? And toast is anything that's still edible even if it gets burnt?

Or it might actually just snap in half if it's really that frozen! So that'd still leave it as a salad!

So...a salad of death... ><

Wouldn't a slug be more like a soup though? Isn't it kind of...you know...

If the slug is by itself, I would count a slug as a salad due to the fact that it's still mostly solid, as far as I'm aware. Wetness =/= soup.

( wtf he wasn't actually expecting this... hold on. )

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