12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[silentabyss]

ok sure that sounds like a deal

[and now, properly capitalizing and punctuating so that Natsume can frame this or whatever,]

Natsume is a very cool person. He once conducted a sayance [he tried] for me from the kindness of his own heart. He's also got cool hair, and his sense of style is impeccable. I would be Natsume's friend without question simply because he looks like he's the coolest person in the entire world.

[crystallomancy]

( wtf he wasn't actually expecting this... hold on. )

Wakes Me Up Every Morning Leaving To Go Run Around The School Like A Dog In Desperate Need Of Exercise

Words Things In A Misleading Way To Imply Our Relationship Is More Than What It Actually Is

Never Asks Before Inviting People Over To Our Room

Hypocrite

Downplays Certain Important Skills Of His Just To Get Spoiled While Thinking No One Will Notice

[starrypoint]

u need to take out the fourth one bc ur one too




[but the others are okay?!]

[crystallomancy]

Just Because It Applies To Me Too Doesn't Make It Not A Crime Of Yours.

[starrypoint]

ok then we'll take away the last one ☆

[crystallomancy]

The List Isn't Up For Dispute :)

[starrypoint]

i dont know what ur talkin about with the last one tho!!!!