12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[starrypoint]

[...]

a soulad? or a saloup?
also no im a hot soup boy

[crystallomancy]

Saloup.

[starrypoint]

saloup akehoshi
but i dont wanna be a saloup i just wanna be soup
like amachan
is he a saloup too i wanna match

[crystallomancy]

No, He's Just Soup.

[starrypoint]

then so am i!!!!!!!!!!!!

[he's stickin to it]

[crystallomancy]

( ... )

SS.

[starrypoint]

[... ... ...]

ur a sub sandwich
its got salad inside it but its a sandwich

[crystallomancy]

( ... ... ... )

If I Must.

[starrypoint]

[unfair, you know]

we'll call it even

[crystallomancy]

( he knows, but he had to make a point. )

Fine.

[mermaidcursed]

i cannot BELEIVE you are ignoring the opportunity to use souper-salad.

( NENE NO.......... )

[starrypoint]

[!]

ur right!!!!
ugh!!!!
bein without my usual partners rly rusted my skills!!!
nene...
ur gonna have to take it...
ur gonna have to be the top comedian now... in my place...

[mermaidcursed]

what? no
learn from this
i believe in you!!!

[starrypoint]

no!!! the shame of missing it is too great!!!!
back at my other school i wouldve never missed it!!!
im a sham! how can i call myself the funny man if i cant even catch a pitch like that...?!?!!

[mermaidcursed]

giving up.... how unlike you subaru-kun....
you have to overcome this!!!! up your training! go go go!!!!

[starrypoint]

nene..!!!!!!!
ur right!!!
i cant give up here!!!!!
we've gotta aim to become the funniest duo in school, nene!!!

[mermaidcursed]

( oh what is she getting herself into

but she said she would support him!! so!!!! )

ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ