12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[commences]

( this is the method i closely used, i can't find the original but same concept. )

[commences]

do ants know what soups are? this could be a raindrop to them.

[notsosou]

[So Izumi Sena is dead... not much of a surprise but.]

If it melts completely without the crushing it's just two sad soggy biscuits. Unless you put it in a bowl or cup etc and then it's soup with two soggy biscuits in it. If you want solid things in a soup to count as part of the soup they have to be in chunks, otherwise they're additions.

[How much thought has he put into this???]

[notsosou]

[Sorry Nene, this is his Calling. Blame Komaeda.]

[commences]

lead-acid batteries, have you ever seen one?

[silentabyss]

are you normally this passionate about soup

[notsosou]

[Don't get him! Don't get him! Why are you bringing Narumi into this???]

Who do you think is responsible for this, Sara?

[Go get that person instead!]

[silentabyss]

ive seen batteries so i can imagine the concept, im sure ive seen one somewhere

i guess that makes sense

so you CAN drink lead and therefore lead is a soup

[crystallomancy]

Of Course.

[mermaidcursed]

( she is, shin is safe.




for now. )

[dokkans]

to ants, everything is just under the "food" category, really

[notsosou]

[For now...]

[commences]

yep! i knew that little hint would bring you to that idea.
so if lead is wet, ash is wet, and therefore a soup with ash flakes on both sides making it a sandwich

[crystallomancy]

Cheese Isn't Liquidy Enough To Make Things Soggy, Particularly Pasta Which Is Already Soft.

un: n.yashiro

[mermaidcursed]

please don't drink lead.

[samuraiwomen]

Ko-senpai, stop bullying Izumi!

[ Without her! ]

[silentabyss]

im not going to! im just doing it in the spirit of debate! and if someone else drinks lead thats their problem

[commences]

they only want it for moisture.

[silentabyss]

so at the end of the day is a human a soup or a sandwich

[notsosou]

[>Truth
>>>Lie]

It's just what makes logical sense, Noah.

[There's a san on the end there, invisible. There's no passion here this is just the facts! Honest!]

[commences]

hm... but the concept remains soggy, doesn't it? because it's wet, unless you have to be dry to become soggy, but wasn't the soft pasta dry before touching the cheese?

[commences]

equilibrium!

[mermaidcursed]

if something can't be safely consumed can it still be used as an example

[carpevinum]

I suppose that depends. Rice is a grain, and is
a fairly versatile ingredient. For example, rice cakes, and you can also make bread out of rice itself. However, in traditional sushi, you wouldn't exactly see the rice made into anything other than what it is — a collection of small grains.

The definition of bread is rather nebulous here. Are we counting bread as something that contains gluten, something made of wheat, or simply "processed grain"? Because, depending on the response to that question, rice could be bread. @ n.sakasaki if you could please advise...

[dokkans]

i bet if you try hard enough, you can turn a human into a salad!