yogen | 12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:
Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

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so at the end of the day is a human a soup or a sandwich

equilibrium!

so soups and salads are usually considered side dishes right? so is a human a side dish or a main course?

( UGH IF CRONA WAS HERE, komaeda thinks of them... )

appetizer, right? to start off on your palate.

thats a big ass appetizer

humans come in all sizes, ebalon-kun!!

ok i know im not trying to be mean but theres a lot of parts to a human you know!! and even if its a small human its still a big ass appetizer!!!!

humans would be too filling to be an appetizer! that's ridiculous!

you're wrong! human is the species, you can eat a small finger, and that'd be human!

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if you cut off a piece, then it becomes a sandwich again!

if apples can't be appetizers, fingers can't either!

i bet if you try hard enough, you can turn a human into a salad!

so fruit salads?

depending on what's left inside, maybe!

hm...

@r.ranger what's your thoughts on the situation?

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[ what are you two fucking talking about ]

Why are you asking me? (￣￣|||)

[ why is he being pinged for this?????? ]

from the examples, what do you classify humans as?
second opinions are always nice.

( because they're causing problems, partner!! )

we need a bit of educating too, if you look... some people are so confuse!

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I can't help you. I don't have any data on that. ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡ i beg to diffur.
we can learn a lot from what's happening on this post, what do you think?

It's full of bad data. I'll have to delete it from my memory so I don't see a dip in quality. I don't want to start encountering system errors. ........・ヾ(。＞＜)シ

[ give it a minute of him staring at that pun and cat kaomoji then - ]

You need to be more specific. What are you asking for my opinion on? ヽ(ー_ー )ノ

are you going to delete this conversation we're having right now?

( he's curious if this is low quality conversation, but he doesn't mind if he does given komaeda will soon not too long after. )

if you turn a human into a salad, would they be fruit salads because of what's left inside of them? organs are typically what that species has, but by the theory... organs are a sandwich but sakasaki-kun's example.

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i dont want people to get any ideas but i guess you could do that yeah

i'm asking riokun to see what he'll say, since he has a completely different view.

ok please let me know i guess

help me explain it to him, we have to catch him up to speed.
also mention the drinking lead part, please.

...sure yeah ill help summarize this entire disaster of a network post for you