yogen | 12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:
Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

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depending on what's left inside, maybe!

hm...

@r.ranger what's your thoughts on the situation?

Edited 2021-12-02 23:01 (UTC)

[ what are you two fucking talking about ]

Why are you asking me? (￣￣|||)

[ why is he being pinged for this?????? ]

from the examples, what do you classify humans as?
second opinions are always nice.

( because they're causing problems, partner!! )

we need a bit of educating too, if you look... some people are so confuse!

[ ... Scrolling up... Scrolling up...

... ]

I can't help you. I don't have any data on that. ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡ i beg to diffur.
we can learn a lot from what's happening on this post, what do you think?

It's full of bad data. I'll have to delete it from my memory so I don't see a dip in quality. I don't want to start encountering system errors. ........・ヾ(。＞＜)シ

[ give it a minute of him staring at that pun and cat kaomoji then - ]

You need to be more specific. What are you asking for my opinion on? ヽ(ー_ー )ノ

are you going to delete this conversation we're having right now?

( he's curious if this is low quality conversation, but he doesn't mind if he does given komaeda will soon not too long after. )

if you turn a human into a salad, would they be fruit salads because of what's left inside of them? organs are typically what that species has, but by the theory... organs are a sandwich but sakasaki-kun's example.

No. Why would I do that? (・・ ) ?

[ he can't forget anything so he has to remember things for komaeda so all of that is safe. ]

It depends. (・_・ヾ

this conversation is only meant to confuse those who read it, there's no need to remember it. :ﾟ｡⋆ฺ(*´◡`)

( depends? gott'em, red dott'em! )

(ノ゜▽゜) ah, i'm so stupid, you have to tell me on what...

I don't mind that. It doesn't take up much space. (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

What did you do to it? Your question was too vague. σ(￣、￣〃)

ah, you didn't switch up for me, did you? there's no need! (◜௰◝)

i'm guessing my previous conversation partner meant chopping them up brutally, then again, we have to understand where a human lands on this scale given to us. أ‿أ i believe humans are sandwiches. how would we make them a salad by the chart?

I like these too. (´,,•ω•,,)♡

If you're saying that it's based on the volume of liquid present, then you have options. I guess heat would be the simplest way to do it. (。。*) You could drain them, too, but depending on how you're defining a "low volume" it might be more of a hassle than it's worth without the right equipment. ╮(￣～￣)╭

once you drain them, what would we do with all the blood? we could add an entirely different filling... (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

hm... crab rangoon? ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ that way they can actually be a perfect appetizer, oh... only use their hands, finger foods are less messy.

( ? )

I would just dispose of it. ...(￣ω￣; ) But I guess you could if you wanted to? You might need to hollow it out though. ( ・・)つ

I don't think that would make it any less messy. (´･_･｀)

Anyway, I gave my opinion. Are you satisfied now? I'm busy. ฅ(≚ᄌ≚)

you know a lot of interesting things! hallowing it out doesn't sound too bad, but it's been awhile since i've seen it... that's right, you hate messy, and disgusting things, don't you? ◤◡ᴥ◡◥ how do you bear being near me is the question....

anyway, anyway, if you have to leave me so soon, then i'll let you go! ⋟^≏^⋞ visit me later.

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you should be careful! some of this stuff might be on a test.

Which one? __φ(．．)

one of them! im not a teacher so i cant tell you :(

Well, they should cover it in class then. I don't want to find the learning materials on the network. That would just be irresponsible of them... Do we even need teachers like that? (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

why, thats a good point! maybe we can get the teachers to add this to the study plan.

[ what no ]

[ You know... That's not what he meant, but why not. ]

If they do, I'll make sure that I study hard so I can remember it all. ☆ ～('▽^人) What subject do you suppose this counts as? Home economics? (・・ ) ?

sure! where else would this kind of knowledge be applied?

I'm not taking that class, so I should be fine. Are you? ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

nope! if i have to learn something like that, my grandma'll teach me ♥

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