12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[dokkans]

sure! where else would this kind of knowledge be applied?

[rearranger]

I'm not taking that class, so I should be fine. Are you? ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

[dokkans]

nope! if i have to learn something like that, my grandma'll teach me ♥

[rearranger]

Your grandma is here? (´･д･｀) I'd hate to spend my golden years in a high school... ヾ( ￣O￣)ツ

[dokkans]

oh... no, actually. my grandma's not with us here...

[rearranger]

[ Hm... Well, he's not going to pick at that scab too much. ]

Well, that's probably for the best. I don't think this is a place I'd want to find a person I know. I don't think many adults want to be forced to attend high school again either... (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)

What kind of person is she? (‘•.•’)?

[dokkans]

oh, she's wonderful! she taught me everything i know, and takes good care of me, and i take care of her in return! she's the sweetest grandma any one could ask for! ♥ ♥

[rearranger]

It sure sounds like it! (´ ω `♡) Are you close to everyone in your family, or is it just your grandma? ( ・◇・)？

[dokkans]

oh. it's just my grandmother. the rest of my family is gone.

[rearranger]

[ That's unfortunate. He isn't sure how to offer sympathy, but it doesn't think it'll be wanted anyway. ]

I see. It's just you two, and so you support each other. What else has she taught you? ˁ˙˟˙ˀ

[dokkans]

why, she's taught me so much about life, manners, and how to deal with meanies! she's so so so so sooooo smart

[rearranger]

She sounds brilliant. ٩(◕‿◕)۶ How does she deal with meanies?