12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[rearranger]

No. Why would I do that? (・・ ) ?

[ he can't forget anything so he has to remember things for komaeda so all of that is safe. ]

It depends. (・_・ヾ

[commences]

this conversation is only meant to confuse those who read it, there's no need to remember it. :ﾟ｡⋆ฺ(*´◡`)

( depends? gott'em, red dott'em! )

(ノ゜▽゜) ah, i'm so stupid, you have to tell me on what...

[rearranger]

I don't mind that. It doesn't take up much space. (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

What did you do to it? Your question was too vague. σ(￣、￣〃)

[commences]

ah, you didn't switch up for me, did you? there's no need! (◜௰◝)

i'm guessing my previous conversation partner meant chopping them up brutally, then again, we have to understand where a human lands on this scale given to us. أ‿أ i believe humans are sandwiches. how would we make them a salad by the chart?

[rearranger]

I like these too. (´,,•ω•,,)♡

If you're saying that it's based on the volume of liquid present, then you have options. I guess heat would be the simplest way to do it. (。。*) You could drain them, too, but depending on how you're defining a "low volume" it might be more of a hassle than it's worth without the right equipment. ╮(￣～￣)╭

[commences]

once you drain them, what would we do with all the blood? we could add an entirely different filling... (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

hm... crab rangoon? ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ that way they can actually be a perfect appetizer, oh... only use their hands, finger foods are less messy.

( ? )

[rearranger]

I would just dispose of it. ...(￣ω￣; ) But I guess you could if you wanted to? You might need to hollow it out though. ( ・・)つ

I don't think that would make it any less messy. (´･_･｀)

Anyway, I gave my opinion. Are you satisfied now? I'm busy. ฅ(≚ᄌ≚)

[commences]

you know a lot of interesting things! hallowing it out doesn't sound too bad, but it's been awhile since i've seen it... that's right, you hate messy, and disgusting things, don't you? ◤◡ᴥ◡◥ how do you bear being near me is the question....

anyway, anyway, if you have to leave me so soon, then i'll let you go! ⋟^≏^⋞ visit me later.

[rearranger]

[ ???????? ]

What does being around you have to do with messy and disgusting things? （●´・×・｀●）？ I don't get it. ...(・・。)ゞ

Sure. Where are you going to be? (,,◕ ⋏ ◕,,)

[commences]

you're smart, you know exactly what it means! ( ･ᴗ･̥̥̥ ) ignoring it does no one any good...

ꉂꉂ ( ˆᴗˆ ) i wonder where indeed!