12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

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Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

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( where are you, slides you izumi's pda. start a fire, tsukimi-kun. )

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[Maybe they're in the teacher's office, he'll be extremely suspicious (did Komaeda murder someone for this???) but he'll take it anyway because people are being Wrong on the Intranet.]

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( NOO DIDN'T WE SAY THEY SAT NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE TEACHER'S OFFICE. it works yes, it's fine, komaeda and shin are here to cook a few of these debates, let's chef it out. )

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( yall drive me insane do you have izumis dead and rotting finger or is there another way to unlock pdas no ones told me about )

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( komaeda had to brb :) )

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( im gonna get ori to get rid of it bc its been six months its time to let it die )

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( this is the method i closely used, i can't find the original but same concept. )

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