12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[silentabyss]

but the broken cookies are still edible! or at least i will eat them

[He can't be choosy about foods, okay, Harque told him that when he was a Tiny Noah and that's why he's nearly killed himself on peaches.]

technically if i imbibed bleach i would come back from it so i guess bleach is food for me specifically

[noah?????????????????]

[mermaidcursed]

no youre right that was a bad example i shouldnt have used something edible but i dont know your money system bc thats what i was originally going to use

.............. noah

( JUST... LOOKING AT HIM??? )

[silentabyss]

im not interested in actually drinking poison or bleach or lead or anything you know? im just debating for fun

[mermaidcursed]

you can't just say things like that!!!!

[silentabyss]

what!! but its all in good fun right?

im sorry :(

[mermaidcursed]

its fine

( but she's gettin some fucking snugs, dang it. ... she may still be a bit sensitive about things from the clocktower, which is completely understandable actually since she told no one and has not gotten help about that. )

.............. what are we considering toppings

[silentabyss]

ummm

things that are too small to constitute a meal

sprinkles... breadcrumbs for mac&cheese... metal screws... sesame seeds

[mermaidcursed]

( she's just... gonna shift to look at him. screws. )

[silentabyss]

[out loud because why are they texting while they're laying next to each other,]

You know, to go with all the other things that aren't really foods but are if we're going to talk on the network about it?

[mermaidcursed]

( with her phone's texting app instead of the pda's forums- )

i still don't see why we're talking about them like they are foods tbh