yogen | 12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:
Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

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And No It Wouldn't. Unless You're The Type To Drown Their Salad In Dressing, You'll Never Have Enough Liquid To Constitute A Broth, A Key Component In Soup.

Sure. But it typically still relates to the school, or what's popular in some respects. This just makes us all seem unhinged.

[ --not that anyone here needs help with that. ]

You never specified broth, you just mentioned liquid content. Most vegetables are mostly comprised of water, particularly those you find in your typical garden salad. The only way to swing it the other way is if you balance it out with toppings.

I Think This Humanizes Us Into More Than Just "Those Freaks Who Post Cryptic Messages On The Forum."

( anyway. )

They Might Have Plenty Of Liquid Content In Them, But They Don't Get A Salad Wet Enough For It To Become Soupy.