12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[commences]

they're dry in fish terms.

[decrypter]

So water is dry, by your logic, and wet by Lucifer's.

[commences]

i'm not a fish, so my opinions may not matter like they would an actual fish.

[starrypoint]

yes!!!!
also u only become wet once u get into dry air, so while ur in water ur not wet!!! its only bc theres no more water that ur stated to be wet!!!

[decrypter]

But is the water itself wet?

[starrypoint]

u could actually say air is wet!

[decrypter]

[she just wants to see this become a hot topic]

[crystallomancy]

Only When It's Humid.

[starrypoint]

bzzt bzzt!!!!
u become wet when u step into air outside of water therefore its the air making u wet not the water!!!!
humidity is just air showing its true colors...!!!!!!

[crystallomancy]

Are You Into Asphyxiation, By Chance?

[starrypoint]

i dont think so why

[crystallomancy]

No Reason.

[starrypoint]

ok!!!