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natsume sakasaki ([personal profile] crystallomancy) wrote in [community profile] yogen2021-12-02 03:54 pm

12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:
  • Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
  • Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
  • French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

    Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?
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    [personal profile] commences 2021-12-03 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
    they're dry in fish terms.
    decrypter: (spell.)

    [personal profile] decrypter 2021-12-03 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
    So water is dry, by your logic, and wet by Lucifer's.
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    [personal profile] commences 2021-12-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
    i'm not a fish, so my opinions may not matter like they would an actual fish.
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    [personal profile] starrypoint 2021-12-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
    yes!!!!
    also u only become wet once u get into dry air, so while ur in water ur not wet!!! its only bc theres no more water that ur stated to be wet!!!
    decrypter: (well.)

    [personal profile] decrypter 2021-12-03 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
    But is the water itself wet?
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    [personal profile] starrypoint 2021-12-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
    u could actually say air is wet!
    decrypter: (life.)

    [personal profile] decrypter 2021-12-03 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
    [she just wants to see this become a hot topic]
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    [personal profile] starrypoint 2021-12-03 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
    bzzt bzzt!!!!
    u become wet when u step into air outside of water therefore its the air making u wet not the water!!!!
    humidity is just air showing its true colors...!!!!!!
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    [personal profile] starrypoint 2021-12-03 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
    i dont think so why
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    [personal profile] starrypoint 2021-12-03 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
    ok!!!