12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[commences]

i'll keep that in mind, is there a special way to acquire them?

[carpevinum]

Here? I do not know. I haven't seen a living animal here. Devildom ingredients are typically difficult to acquire in the human world, though I wouldn't consider this the human world as it stands. I've noticed that things we wish for tend to show up from time to time, such as my whip and phone, so don't lose hope.

[oh fuck he said the word]

It's likely the ingredient might show up eventually.

[commences]

( HOPE! HOPE! HOPE! )

you know, there's a secret santa happening, maybe you should ask for a couple to see if they happen! do you think collectively asking for something will bring you all closer to what you desire? that's pretty hopeful, right?!

[carpevinum]

I suppose there is one, and I suppose it could happen. I wonder if it's possible for the student council members to get ingredients from the pits of Hell for me? I may just have to inquire.