12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[devouringdeep]

If you agree that winter is the best season, we can team up and conquer those that would arrive to challenge us.

[starrypoint]

summers the best!!!!!!!

[devouringdeep]

Summer is... Okay.

We're still going to have to fight each other though, unfortunately. Sorry.

[starrypoint]

thats ok im a basketball star!!!!
ill beat u into the ground!!!!

[devouringdeep]

We're not fighting with basketball, we're fighting with knives.

[starrypoint]

then why meet u on the court? just do it in the inner field of the track so if u knock someone back onto it its a 1hko

[starrypoint]

but i can do knives too i just need to borrow one bc i dont have my own!!!!

[devouringdeep]

You... Have a point, actually. I'm amending this to make the meeting place the inner field of the track instead.

Anyway, fights to the death are usually Bring Your Own Weapon, so... Good luck with borrowing. Don't worry, I'll wait.

[starrypoint]

[NOT HOW SUBARU MADE IT WORSE]

oh okay hold on
@ n.sakasaki
natsume can i borrow ur knife u keep under ur pillow for something totally innocent and fun that wont end with me being stabbed

[devouringdeep]

@ n.sakasaki if it helps

I wont stab him too hard.

:)