12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[crystallomancy]

I'm Happy To Oblige, Lucifer-san, Despite Your Crimes. What Type Of Salad Would You Add Your Sushi Croutons To?

[carpevinum]

My crimes are as numerous as there are stars in the sky, Natsume. We demons get around.

I would pick something from the Devildom, I believe, as I'm more inclined to that type of dish. Mixed belladonna and poison hemlock greens, mayhaps.

[crystallomancy]

Your Recent Crimes No One Wants To Get On Your Ass About Despite Them Taking The Moral High Ground On Certain Other People's*

It Sounds Lovely, If Only It Weren't Capable Of Killing Me. How Wonderful It Must Be To Be A Demon And Nigh Unkillable.

[carpevinum]

Isn't it interesting? Humans are quite funny.

[Plenty of people have been on Lucifer's ass but I took a hiatus in November he hasn't been listening.]

If I ever acquire ingredients from the Devildom, I will ensure they won't be toxic to humans, such as shadow hog — you don't need to worry.