12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[notsosou]

[I'm crying understandable have a nice day Noah.

Huh... so that's how it is to people who like spice...]

Where it gets painful is different for everyone, right? So it's still spicy after that point.

[Although that makes who can handle lava is an interesting question... Subaru, he guesses.]

[silentabyss]

huh... ok you have a fair point i guess. i concede there i dont know how to argue against this one. i dont think theres a universal spice thats too burn-y until you get to lava maybe

[notsosou]

Haha, pure capsaicin maybe? But then if you have just a very small amount... So that just proves my point.

[This is getting as equally into the realm of speculation as lava, for him. He's rubbing his victory in, just a little. Shin please.]

[silentabyss]

what the fuck is a capsacin

[noah how did you spell that wrong the word is Right in front of you]

[notsosou]

It's the thing in plants that makes them spicy.

[Very careful wording due to the last minute realisation that if he says it's what makes things spicy in general then lava is automatically disqualified.]

Ask Senku!

[He can confirm!]