yogen | 12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:
Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

cause amachan and i are both soup boys so i wanna know

[convenient...]

( oh okay. )

Soup-Soup Couples Need To Keep Clear Communication At The Forefront Of Their Minds, As The Mixing Of Broths Can Muddy Things If They Aren't Careful. However, Their Easy Nature Means That Most Issues Can Be Treated As Water Under The Bridge Once They've Been Resolved. Others Might See This As A Detriment, But Soups Simply Reach An Understanding And Work To Make Sure The Same Issue Doesn't Come Up Again, Without Holding A Grudge Over It.

Salad-Salad Couples Put A Heavy Emphasis On Important Anniversaries And Events, But May Have Different Ideas About What That Constitutes, Leading To Strife. However, As Long As Both Salads Take The Time And Consideration To Celebrate Every "Important Occasion" Regardless Of What They Personally Think Of It, The Relationship Can Work Out. This Might Lead To Financial Problems In The Future Though Depending On The Nature Of The Celebration.

Finally, Sandwich-Sandwich Couples Have The Potential For A Relationship That Either Works Extremely Well, Or Is Doomed To Fail From The Moment Of Conception. It Relies Entirely On What Their Goals All; Sandwiches Are Extremely Strict, And They'll Do Their Best To Ensure The End They Seek Is Reached. If Each Sandwich Has The Same Or Similar Enough End Goals, Things Will Be Okay, But If They're Opposing... Well, There's No Salvaging That.
But If They Want A Relationship To Work Out, Then They'll Put Just As Much Of Their Effort Into It As They Do Their Vision.