12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[commences]

i've changed my mind, i want him to appear on pings now.
do it again.

[starrypoint]

ok maddy-cat
@ r.ranger
riochan!!!! can u punch a wall for me!!! i wanna see the cotton candy inside

[rearranger]

This isn't Hansel and Gretel. There's no cotton candy in the walls, and even if there was, you would not want it. (￣ω￣; )

[starrypoint]

because its old and stale?

[rearranger]

That too. But it would have chips of wood and other things it, and dust. I wouldn't be surprised if bugs found there way in there too, since it's sugars. Pretty gross, don't you think? ( >﹏<。)

[starrypoint]

[... ... ...]

i wonder if the bugs would be sweet too...

[rearranger]

I don't know about sweet, but they would probably be crunchy.

[rearranger]

[ why is he getting pinged again--oh this is just insulting now. ]

(＃￣ω￣)