12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[starrypoint]

idk what Is ur problem with amachan
i woulda thought u guys would get along rly well actually!!
maybe not like total besties the way me n him or me n u are but def really well!!!!

[crystallomancy]

We're Not "Total Besties".

[starrypoint]

then what are we?

[crystallomancy]

Roommates.

[starrypoint]

no!!!! we have history together!!!
we're best friends!!!!!

[crystallomancy]

So Do Friends With Benefits, But Most Of Them Don't Become Best Friends.

[starrypoint]

so we're fwb?

[crystallomancy]

Depends On The Benefits.

[starrypoint]

lets see...
benefits of being my friend:
- ive been told i give the best hugs
- and im super warm
- ull never left out of a conversation
- im nice to pet
- i have a lot of friends aka connections
- free performances from a genuine idol
- i know a lot about stars so the night skyll never feel like anything but a friend
- if u need a guy to pick somethin up im ur guy

etc

[crystallomancy]

- I Don't Like Hugs
- Fine
- Leave Me Out
- I Don't Want To Pet You
- So Do I
- I'm An Idol Too
- See Point 5
- I Don't Have Trouble Picking Things Up

[starrypoint]

ok now give ur benefits

[crystallomancy]

I Don't Have To Promote Myself To You. You Want Me.

[starrypoint]

ok but pretend i dont