12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[starrypoint]

im tryin!!!!
also yorichan doesnt have a cold heart
havent u heard the saying??
ppl with cold hands have warm hearts...♪
thats why ur warm-hearted too, maddy!

[commences]

now, now i was only treating him like the christmas stories!
oh... odd, you see the best in everyone, akehoshi-kun. i classify you as balut.

[starrypoint]

i dont think its odd to see the best in others, maddy
i think thats what everyone should do!!!
balut... thats the
duck egg thing right
is it a soup, salad, or sandwich?

[commences]

hm, no! it's odd what you said about me... my thoughts trailed together.

egg soup, because that's what you want to be!

[starrypoint]

i dont think what i said about u is odd either, tho

[commences]

focus on the egg drop soup

[starrypoint]

jeeeeeez u always get like this!!!

egg drop soup is tasty...☆
whats there more to focus on about it?