12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[goodfaiths]

Um... Maybe a bread if it's covering both sides?

[ That's how that works right ]

[mermaidcursed]

( hmmmm... )

hmmm
well the others have decided that other things can change categories so i think thats acceptable personally. i will defer to an expert's judgement however!

[goodfaiths]

That's ok! I wonder if Sakasaki-san will be flexible on this...

I'm Nanase Riku, by the way! I just got here, so I've been hoping to meet more people. ^^

[mermaidcursed]

hmmm... it depends, i think!

( on what he will find funny. )

nene yashiro. hopefully you can make friends!

[goodfaiths]

Thank you, Nene-san! I hope so too! So if you ever want to hang out, come find me!

[mermaidcursed]

ヾ(≧▽≦*)o okay!!!