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yogen2021-12-04 05:17 pm
sportadork) wrote in yogen2021-12-04 05:17 pm
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Who: Faculty, and idk if you wanna bring a +1 i won't stop you, i'm not a cop
What: FACULTY MEETING
When: 12/6, 7pm-ish
Where: Faculty office
Warnings: TBA
[a note, in a childish scrawl of blue ink, is placed on the desk of every teacher.
The rumors are true.
Here, tonight, 7pm.
We can't do nothing.
at the appointed time and place, you can find Sportacus sitting cross-legged on his own desk. he is eating an apple, though mostly he's just taken one bite of it and is otherwise using it to gesticulate.]
"Every student that fails their exams will be killed. Sometimes, they make you do it." That is how the teacher next door described it, when I asked. [pause] That is not good! So, it cannot happen. I hope there's no debate on that, but...
[he's heard things about some of you fuckers and he's not impressed, basically.
still, he smiles. but he always does that.]
We have very little time to do an impossible thing. Luckily, that is when most impossible things are done!
[he gestures vaguely before him. the floor is open, gentlemen. let's save our students.]
What: FACULTY MEETING
When: 12/6, 7pm-ish
Where: Faculty office
Warnings: TBA
[a note, in a childish scrawl of blue ink, is placed on the desk of every teacher.
The rumors are true.
Here, tonight, 7pm.
We can't do nothing.
at the appointed time and place, you can find Sportacus sitting cross-legged on his own desk. he is eating an apple, though mostly he's just taken one bite of it and is otherwise using it to gesticulate.]
"Every student that fails their exams will be killed. Sometimes, they make you do it." That is how the teacher next door described it, when I asked. [pause] That is not good! So, it cannot happen. I hope there's no debate on that, but...
[he's heard things about some of you fuckers and he's not impressed, basically.
still, he smiles. but he always does that.]
We have very little time to do an impossible thing. Luckily, that is when most impossible things are done!
[he gestures vaguely before him. the floor is open, gentlemen. let's save our students.]
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I do know of someone with access to a particularly asty-nay chemical- that just so happens to be plenty flammable! Dimethylmercury, to be exact. I'm sure they wouldn't mind handing it over since it would be used for a diversion that could save lives in the process.
I'll probably be the one to handle it- wouldn't want anyone else to be caught in the crosshairs of that sucker. And, if they say no, I can always mix something else up myself.
[ Be lucky the Chemistry professor is on your side, guys. He might be a little excited to cause some damage to this school- probably as payback for all the trauma. ]
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I am pretty fast, if that would help! [just absolutely down for the terrorism.] The target is much more important than the method, though. What's something that, when lit on fire, would not cause harm to many students, but would successfully distract the staff--
[he pauses. eyes widen. grins.
points to the vice principal's desk.]
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[This is a group of terrorists now.]
Should Senku and Sportacus combine their abilities of chaos, I think we have a good enough distraction.
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Then it's just up to us to take full advantage of it!
[Circumstances and them being terrorists now aside, this is getting a little fun. Maybe because of that second one even.]