4/2 un: s.chidouin

[samuraiwomen]

It’s somebody’s birthday today. ^v^)/

Say happy birthday to….Sou Hiyori!! He’s almost been here a year, and I don’t remember how old he’s turning because he never talked about it, but he’s a cool guy, so we should tell him that!

He really loves suprises and attention, so I thought we could all plan a big celebration here as a group! Just…consider it bonding! Group bonding! I wanna hear everyone’s favorite birthday ideas. We’ve got the whole school to ourselves anyway!

Comments

[gatetohell]

yeah but dude its a party for you!!
so of course you will!
but let us pretend itll be a surprise!

[antitoxin]

You'll have to mix it up a bit then, maybe hang spiders — real!!! or fake — above my door.
That way I won't know where the party is, because you would have laid traps in the dormitory, and I'd believe it wouldn't be there. Let alone, anywhere else where large groups of spiders could be.

[gatetohell]

uuuuh... spiders?
wont that be a problem for nanami?

[antitoxin]

Do you believe all girls are scared of spiders...

[ joe... ]

[gatetohell]

no
and nanamis one of the bravest people I know
but I dont want to upset her!

[ This is... so weird. ]

[antitoxin]

It's just a joke!
Besides, she'll be helping you all at the party that she won't be at my room, you know?

[gatetohell]

I guess thats true
why spiders tho?
wouldnt you like I dunno confetti more????

[antitoxin]

It's all about the suspense!
Then I grow more hopeful every corner I turn that something good happens.
I'd say spiders at two places, and maybe make a fake crocodile around a known corner I walk by.
It'll open its jaws and go raaaawr!

[gatetohell]

I
dont think that I can manage that.



man you feelin okay?
youre acting weird

[antitoxin]

You told me to pretend...
Have I done something wrong...?

[gatetohell]

no Im just
checking
sorry for accusing you!

[antitoxin]

There's no need to apologize...
My hair has gotten fluffier as of late, you could cut it into a rattail for me...

[gatetohell]

What??
I'm no good at cutting hair
but why a rattail??

[shimashima]

[ He can't stay silent... ]

A rattail?! Only someone fashion-challenged with terrible taste would choose to style their hair like that!

[ It's the fashion sense of someone with hair like seaweed or reminiscent of a head of lettuce, someone who wears an eyesore of a gaudy scarf over a formal suit with a tie! ]

[samuraiwomen]

Spiders are scary though…

[ Joe you can kill them for her now. She always had to do it for Shin!! ]

[gatetohell]

eh youre scared of spiders sara!?
no spiders then!

[samuraiwomen]

Is it that unexpected!?

It’s common to not like spiders much!!

[gatetohell]

no!!!
youre just like
the bravest person I know so
thats all!

[antitoxin]

How about I tell you something that'll calm your fear?

[samuraiwomen]

I’m not going to kill people??

[antitoxin]

It's my birthday! Don't talk about killing people...

[samuraiwomen]

It’s your favorite subject!

But if you talk about other things on your birthday… What did you want to say about spiders, Hiyori-san?

[antitoxin]

You speak of killing so much... is there something wrong on your end?

[ you becoming a killer...? ]

Jumping spiders are actually a human's best friend, they rarely every bite, and they have fuzzy little legs. They also become attached to their owners that it's hard to place them back into their enclosure, and sometimes they'll rest on your shoulder, and fall asleep because you're warm.
I'm sure something small and easy to crush in your hands wouldn't terrify you at all.

[samuraiwomen]

Ha ha.

[ SO! funny! Are you a comedian!?! Where can she get tickets!!! ]

They aren't scary because I think they'll hurt me, stupid. ..

But that does sound...pretty cute I guess. I didn't know spiders liked warmth

[antitoxin]

Then why are they scary, if I may ask?

If you aren't busy, maybe we can look for one... I'm sure they'll come to someone as warm as you.

[ tryna sack that third date into a fourth date. ]