network, during the family meeting

[contrarily]

this is your cute idol, rika-chan, reporting from jail!!
SOMEONE COME BREAK ME OUT
IM BORED AND I MISS BEING FREE
it's been so long since i've seen the sky... or breathed fresh air... please... i'm fading...

Comments

[contrarily]

looool ur older than me??? literally how

[silentabyss]

unfortunately, i was born

[if we really want to get technical, Noah is somewhere in his 500s, it's just he was in stasis for most of that.]

[contrarily]

ok noemoah
i mean thats a mood tbh but still

[silentabyss]

birth is a curse and existence is a prison

so i guess thats how im older than u

listen i dont talk to people much ok???

[contrarily]

NOEMOAH CHILL
i mean like, i guess you're not wrong, life sucks
but u don't have to say alla that after hearing about titties
it's not that deep
in fact it's not deep at all, titties aren't concave

[silentabyss]

im glad you informed me i wouldve never figured that out on my own??????

[but like really though.]

dont know what alla is but u know posts on this thing are public right?? arent u going to get in trouble for saying curse words on the network thingy

[contrarily]

i know theyre public but i was wrongfully put in jail so i dont care!!!
also why would i get in trouble
titties arent even a curse

[silentabyss]

im pretty sure thats a bad word tho????

i know ur in jail but i dont want u to get in trouble and put in actual jail!!

[contrarily]

U CANT GO TO ACTUAL JAIL FOR SAYING TITTIES?!!?!?!?

[silentabyss]

THATS NOT ENTIRELY WHAT I MEANT

i meant like

the teachers are going to yell at u and lock u in a room or something!!

[contrarily]

oh
it should be fine i dont think the teachers here care that much

[silentabyss]

oh

ok

well thats fine i guess

but still tho!!

[contrarily]

no worries, no worries!
there's nothing rika-chan's cuteness can't solve!!

[silentabyss]

are u gonna make puppy dog eyes and get out of trouble??

arent u still in jail? hows that working out for u

[contrarily]

it always works out well so whatever!!
also i can leave ANYTIME im just waiting to meet my prince charming who will come break me out and we'll kiss and marry and live happily ever after
duhh

[silentabyss]

oh ok makes sense

uh

good luck idk who would do that but then again i dont rly talk to people much

i guess the question rly is who do u think is gonna rescue u from gay baby jail

[contrarily]

idk im still waiting
if all of u are this useless then idk
we're dying here in this nightmare school

[silentabyss]

100% prepared to die anyway lol

[contrarily]

shut up noemoah
im gonna slap the emo out of u

( like, she really can't fault him because, same? but also, he's a downer and she's gonna kick his ass )

[silentabyss]

honestly good luck

i mean if u could i guess u would b doing me a favour

but good luck

[honestly come kick his ass, he needs it.]

[contrarily]

whatever
youre just a maso like komakyun

[silentabyss]

im a what??

[contrarily]

maso
masochist
u like getting ur shit rocked

[silentabyss]

...no not rly
i mean
ive been stabbed before and that kinda sucked

[OKAY THANKS NOAH]

[contrarily]

what kinda stabbed
sexy stabbed or unsexy stabbed