August Event

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Please let August be better than July I'm begging

✽ Due to 10+ classes raising their ranks last month, ALL characters have access to the courtyard via the door in the locker area and the windows facing the courtyard.
✽ Characters with 1-10 tallies are not able to get any further past the end of the courtyard before they fall unconscious; characters with 10-20 can get halfway to the pool building before the same happens to them; characters with 20+ tallies can reach the pool building but unfortunately, the door is on the other side. There are no windows on the walls, but from the clocktower, characters can see that it has a glass ceiling, though they are unable to see inside.
✽ Outside, there is no breeze, and it occasionally rains ash.
✽ Characters going up to the 4th floor will feel that the door is warm to the touch, and will occasionally open (see: missions)
✽ The student store opens, with the door propped open with a doorstopper. The npc running the store is currently not interested in conversation, but may be available for threading in the future and is available for threading in the toplevel below. Please see the updated bonus activity page for more information.
✽ Posted on the bulletin board and also handed to each club president before break is the notice that proof of club activity is due at the end of break. Please submit these proofs in the toplevel below.
✽ There is another ad on the bulletin board advertising an exchange student program for the month of October. Applications will be taken until the end of August, and there is a 300 merit point fee. Sister cities include Death City, Devildom, Ishigami Village, Lanling, LazyTown, and Maiami City.

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Vetoed! Pick another one!

[ Durian is delicious but cutting one open is such a pain, they're spiky and poky and npc-kun is not about that. ]

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What do you mean "vetoed", that's what I want?

( actually, komaeda doesn't even want that... it was just the first thing that came to mind. )

Let's see... how about...

( he's thinking. )

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[ whispers: ] Coconut milk...

[ like they're trying to subliminal message him ]

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Ah, I got it.

( if only komaeda could say thanks for the help. )

Carambola.

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[ what the fuck is— ]

Alright! I hear you! Coconut milk it is!

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( ? carambola. )

I didn't ask for that at all.

( let him have another guess!?!? he'll trot up beside npc-kun, looking down at them. )

Are you suffering from hearing loss?

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[ how I had to google this and I've eaten it before and was disappointed, the flavor is so light, anything else will overpower it, and it doesn't have much going for it in terms of juice either. ]

No. Do you hate coconut milk?

[ Because if Komaeda likes it, or even marginally tolerates it, he's going to have a coconut base drink. ]

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( NOOOO how the man on tiktok lied to me he said it was good, but i went to rewatch it, and i should have felt the liar vibes. )

I'm not against it, I was thinking a Durian would work better, though.

( is that a good answer? it allows npc-kun to use milk as a base, but... there's so many other fruits that komaeda could list off. )

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[ It's a very pretty fruit and I went !!! when I first cut it open and then I went ... when I tasted it. Coconut and durian sounds like it would be good, though... I love durian and it's a pity npc-kun's waffling on this. ]

Maybe, but they don't have it. If you want me to make you something today, it has to be with whatever ingredients are already here. Curry is a staple for cooking classes, so there will definitely be coconut milk.

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( that's how i feel, it looks so pretty, and now i'm just like... why did god make that pathetic fruit, the most despairing. if only npc-kun would believe in komaeda's random fruit choices, then they would have a pretty good drink! )

I wonder if there's durian outside.

( you know, maybe gardener grew one, and just never told anyone? wouldn't that be lucky of them... they'd just have to go out there and check. )

If that's all you have, it's fine, but that doesn't mean we can't use what we have at our disposal. Like... sweetgum balls.

( me googling the spiky things that fall from trees
google: sweet gum balls
me: ok i guess )

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[ Oh I didn't know those spiky things had a name, they were all over the park where I grew up, are those edible... ]

Gum balls... I bet I could get some, but not until tomorrow. Today, let's just use what we have at our disposal, like coconut milk and... walnuts. And cinnamon.

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( me, i'm crying, i thought they just existed to get on my nerves honestly... i don't know... but komaeda put acorns on a cake and tried to feed it to hinata.. so it's fine.

all the food he makes is inedible with very nonsensical ingredients (for example, in 2014's christmas tweet, he is asked to make bûche de noël, but instead, he makes some sort of cake out of nothing but whipped cream and pinecones).

so it's fine, he'd probably still eat ... the gumballs. )

...I'm not interested in sweet things.

( please, he'll throw up blood like this... )

What about... something bitter, too?

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[ please, coconuts and walnuts are subtle sweet and cinnamon is there because it smells nice and they felt that a two ingredient drink looks lazy. Bitter, though... ]

Like goya?

[ ugh... just imagining the taste makes them wrinkle their nose and shudder. Goya with chili, garlic, soy sauce, black beans... The first bite is delicious and all subsequent bites make them want to cry.

But they're not the one drinking this, so it's fine. ]

They probably have that here.

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I actually like salty flavors compared to sweet, but bitter isn't bad... so yes, that would be fine.

( this will be elizabeth's beverage that they will name after her, and npc-kun will sell it, that's what this is about. she'll be the judge of this, because i'm pretty sure komaeda would do the little cinnamon challenge and just choke, so don't have it near him. )

You have to make it blue, or it won't count.

( as if npc-kun knows what's going on in komaeda's head, and it's actually nothing, but he'll keep following them until they make it to the home ec area. )

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[ Blue... It had to be the most unnatural food color, huh? But there's going to be food coloring if people bake in here, and while they think blue would eradicate any chance of anything looking appetizing, this is going to be a drink so appearances don't matter. ]

Okay.

[ They go to the kitchen and start looking for ingredients. Goya... chili... garlic, soy sauce, black beans... cooking oil, a frying pan... a checkered red and white apron with apple pockets, because you can't cook if you don't look cute. ]

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( not the apple pocket apron that has the slippers with the fur (the fur!).

he's going to find a chair to sit down at, taking a seat, and crossing his legs as he watches npc-kun dress up, they must take this seriously. like a fantasy life, and it's quite surprising considering he's used to seeing them behind a counter, dead-eyed on cash and nothing else. )

Lard would be a good substance to mix it, it'll be thick... like a smoothie.

( and he says this genuinely, because he's done this before. )

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It would melt in the heat and not be so thick. But I can use some in place of the oil, to add a little more flavor.

[ A little stepstool dragged in front of the stove so they can be taller and avoid the stiff shoulders they'd otherwise get with the constant mixing.

Because yeah, they're making stir fry. Which is going to go in a blender with juice pressed out of some extra goya and a few drops of blue food coloring until it's passably blue and not green-brown. A couple of fermented black beans get sprinkled on top to be fancy, like how coffee drinks sometimes have those coffee beans, but also because Komaeda said he likes salty things and these are pretty salty on their own.

Essentially it's ugly blue soup. ]

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Would it? It's been awhile... or was it reduced fat...

( he's trying to think back to when he made a smoothie before, and he thought it was pretty decent for the kids to drink, even though — he, himself — didn't want anything to do with it. it'd take his stomach feel fool, and it was already slimy that it slide down his throat ever so easily when he decided to drink it anyway. he was their servant after all, and remembering that makes him smile, despite a shiver rolling down his spine. )

Do you need me to get you anything?

( he noticed the stool, and he's taller than npc-kun so... )

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No. I don't need your help.

[ Please, don't insult them, they're an Arata and since when do Aratas ask for help unless they're facing imminent death. ]

Just sit.

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( that's an arata fact he knows all too well, but height changes everything sometimes!! he watches npc-kun for a few more seconds before standing up from where he was sitting, and looking around for something to get in.

making his move towards the exit, he pokes his head out to look towards the sewing club.

...

they'd have pretty decent towels.. )

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[ They do have decent... fabric that can be used as towels.

npc-kun looks over when they hear the door open and close, and then goes back to cooking. Eating some of the fermented black beans while they wait. I don't know how cooking works or how long it takes, it's just happening. ]

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( don't ask me how to cook anything, because if it's not going in the microwave... i'm useless. give komeda ten minutes to come back with some clothes he found, maybe a few half made blankets made by the sewing club or something. they're somebodies, and he doesn't really care who they belong to because they should have... took them home over break if they wanted them that badly.

he does have a few fabrics in hand, walking over to where npc-kun is kicking to wipe the tape of anything that might stain the counter. komaeda doesn't like his stations messy if he can help it — his clean freak agenda shows on different days. )

I found enough for the both of us.

( he's smiling. very proud of himself, and ignoring the smell of whatever the hell it is in that pan. )

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[ Komaeda stealing the WIPs AT LEAST TAKE THE FINISHED ONES

and it's a good smell, okay, I've eaten this once and the first bite was delicious and all subsequent bites were bitter suffering ]

...Wash cloths? Good, you can wash the pots and pans.

[ He can help by doing the dishes, this is acceptable ]

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( the hope that's made from people who thought they'd come back to finish and find them gone, they'll have to get over such a despairing incident to move on!!

that means they need a really small bowl, so they can have only one bite to really enjoy it, like how people eat that on ebite of caviar and call it a day. )

...Oh, yes, I can do that.

( he sounds almost excited to do it, actually, which he's rushing over to the sink to turn on the... do high classes still get the okay looking water, does this water look like water.

hope there's already messy pots, because half of these students can't even take care of themselves. ) Although, last time I helped... I bled over everything, are you sure?

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[ The water looks okay, but only looks. npc-kun turns back to their cooking to make sure nothing burns, even though it would be okay if it burned, because Komaeda likes bitter things. ]

Isn't that fine? There's water right there.

[ He drops a plate and bleeds in the sink, the water washes it away, no harm done ]