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[adsum]

Your natal bone.

[ That has skin? which is it ]

[starrypoint]

So bone-based wordplay isn't the key to your heart?

[c'mon he thought it was cute and funny. natal bone instead of nose bc rokuro's a bone fan]

[adsum]

Is that what it was...

[ Maybe he would appreciate wordplay more if he wasn't such a bone fan who immediately had to think of what bones a person is born with, apparently 300 and they fuse down to 206 ]

[starrypoint]

Ugh~! I'm really losing my edge without Ukki~ here to bounce off of! What's an inspiring comedian to do~?!

[a dramatic flop onto


onto the side of his skeleton he isn't messing up all their hard work.]

Why did a skeleton missing their third rib visit the museum?

[adsum]

To take it back.

[ ... ]

[starrypoint]

[...]

Because they had a bone to pick, Rocchan.

[he has never sounded more disappointed in someone.]

[adsum]

With the museum that stole its bone.

[ it's the same narrative ]

[starrypoint]

Yeah. But it's the delivery that matters.

[boy he has work cut out for him!!! okay, he's sitting up, determined.]

What would a [uh] paleontologist [yes] call an ancient burial ground?

[adsum]

A tumulus.

[starrypoint]

[he has no idea what a tumulus is but the sudden assured answer makes him cough a laugh and shake his head]

A skele-ton-of-fun!

[adsum]

[ He was so confident he had answered correctly ]

What's fun about a burial ground?

[starrypoint]

[PLEASE]

What wouldn't be fun about a burial ground to a bunch of people who's jobs are to excavate bones and junk like that? C'mon, Rocchan, at this rate I'm gonna start saying you've only got 205 bones in your body!

[adsum]

[ All those hypothetical skeletons rolling in their graves because Subaru is calling them junk ]

You're going to tell me I'm missing the funny bone, aren't you?

[starrypoint]

Oh, so now you can crack a joke, huh?!

[quickly makes a fan out of a spare piece of paper to lightly hit rokuro's shoulder with.]

Let's try and be a little more humerus next time! [a small bow] Thank you, goodnight!

[...........

it's not the same...]

[adsum]

[ It's the middle of the afternoon.............. ]

Subaru... [ lays a hand on his shoulder ] Don't go into comedy.

[starrypoint]

[that straightness of rokuro's... is so perfect. subaru needs to change his routine to fit it, since rokuro can't change himself. he'll put his hand on the other's.]

Carry my dream for me, Rocchan. I'm passing this wish onto you. I've lost my chance to get into the big top in the sky, but I'm 100% positive you'll make it just fine.

[adsum]

I'm not doing it. Reach your own dream.

[ He doesn't want to be a comedian?? He wants to draw houses. ]

[starrypoint]

But my arm's not long enough! I'm missing a funny bone too!

[adsum]

Where did you last see your funny bone?

[starrypoint]

Over there.

[with a motion to the opposite side of rokuro


the secret is that if rokuro turns back to face subaru he's going to get a finger in his cheek]

[adsum]

[adsum]

[ he gets poked in the cheek ]

[starrypoint]

[pfft]

Got you~.

[adsum]

[ reaches over to flick Subaru's forehead ]

[starrypoint]

[allowed, his forehead is flicked]