12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[starrypoint]

theres cotton candy in the walls?!?!?!?!!

[commences]

you know what you've gotta do.

[starrypoint]

ive gotta get into the walls!!!!!
whos strong um
@ r.ranger will u punch a wall for me ill owe u a favor i wanna see the wall cotton candy

[commences]

akehoshi-kun, he won't appear unless i ping him! we're in a stalemate.

[starrypoint]

riochans my friend too tho so why wouldnt he?

[commences]

he very rarely replies to the network, if you look at the topic, this isn't to his taste.
and i'm sure he doesn't like cotton candy in the walls!

[starrypoint]

oh he cant taste anyway bc he doesnt have tastebuds
but also he wouldnt be eating it i would be so its fine

[commences]

i've changed my mind, i want him to appear on pings now.
do it again.

[starrypoint]

ok maddy-cat
@ r.ranger
riochan!!!! can u punch a wall for me!!! i wanna see the cotton candy inside

[rearranger]

This isn't Hansel and Gretel. There's no cotton candy in the walls, and even if there was, you would not want it. (￣ω￣; )

[starrypoint]

because its old and stale?

[rearranger]

That too. But it would have chips of wood and other things it, and dust. I wouldn't be surprised if bugs found there way in there too, since it's sugars. Pretty gross, don't you think? ( >﹏<。)

[starrypoint]

[... ... ...]

i wonder if the bugs would be sweet too...

[rearranger]

I don't know about sweet, but they would probably be crunchy.

[rearranger]

[ why is he getting pinged again--oh this is just insulting now. ]

(＃￣ω￣)

not here

[rearranger]

[ ...

actually, he'd respond to any and all pings out of habit. but based on this, it sounds like he shouldn't respond to this ping and stay out of whatever's going on here to avoid making komaeda look like a liar?

can do. ]