12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[silentabyss]

ok so izumi who is dead thinks lava is spicy

personally i wonder if you can say spice=heat though? at a certain point i think those really hot peppers arent spicy so much as they are painful

[starrypoint]

yeah thats why its earthy!!!!
is like dirt
but hot dirt
rly rly hot dirt
oh but the lava yorichan and i had tasted like salty bloodish stuff

[silentabyss]

delicious hot and spicy dirt

...salty blood lava sounds worse somehow

[starrypoint]

it was ok
i wouldnt eat it like as a choice again but it wasnt terrible
the sorta thing u could stomach just to make someone gag u know???
like vinegar
(which is a kind of spicy water too)

[silentabyss]

vinegar is definitely spicy water

but have you ever drank liquor? people tell me all the time it burns. ive never had it.

[starrypoint]

nah it doesnt burn a lot







[h

how he would know isn't up for conversation]

[silentabyss]

[Noah just assumes he's the only person here who hasn't participated in illegal drinking. He might have tried it had he not been in stasis for 500 years.]

oh huh

because you have a higher tolerance or what?

[notsosou]

Are you sure that wasn't just your blood?

[From burning your mouth eating it, you mad lad. Nevermind that Shin has no empirical basis to be calling lava spicy at all.]

[starrypoint]

no it was the pool i think
the lava wasnt super hot senpai slash maddy it was like
nice hot

[notsosou]

[He's learning a lot about Izumi today.]

Sure sounds like fun.

[Wait he's supposed to be Komaeda.]

Let's try it some time, so I can see how it tastes for myself.

[The power to sign Komaeda up for activities... it's heady.]

[notsosou]

[Starting to get the impression Noah doesn't like whoever this Izumi Sena is. Good thing that's not actually him.]

People like spice because it's painful, don't they? So the two are linked.

[Revealing his own spice tolerance here.]

[silentabyss]

[one time in like March or maybe April, Izumi said a mean thing to Noah and he has held a Fucking Grudge ever since.]

i dont know personally im ok with spicy food and its fine until it starts to get too spicy and then its not fun anymore but thats just me

[notsosou]

[I'm crying understandable have a nice day Noah.

Huh... so that's how it is to people who like spice...]

Where it gets painful is different for everyone, right? So it's still spicy after that point.

[Although that makes who can handle lava is an interesting question... Subaru, he guesses.]

[silentabyss]

huh... ok you have a fair point i guess. i concede there i dont know how to argue against this one. i dont think theres a universal spice thats too burn-y until you get to lava maybe

[notsosou]

Haha, pure capsaicin maybe? But then if you have just a very small amount... So that just proves my point.

[This is getting as equally into the realm of speculation as lava, for him. He's rubbing his victory in, just a little. Shin please.]

[silentabyss]

what the fuck is a capsacin

[noah how did you spell that wrong the word is Right in front of you]

[notsosou]

It's the thing in plants that makes them spicy.

[Very careful wording due to the last minute realisation that if he says it's what makes things spicy in general then lava is automatically disqualified.]

Ask Senku!

[He can confirm!]