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Who: Faculty, and idk if you wanna bring a +1 i won't stop you, i'm not a cop
What: FACULTY MEETING
When: 12/6, 7pm-ish
Where: Faculty office
Warnings: TBA

[a note, in a childish scrawl of blue ink, is placed on the desk of every teacher.

The rumors are true.
Here, tonight, 7pm.
We can't do nothing.

at the appointed time and place, you can find Sportacus sitting cross-legged on his own desk. he is eating an apple, though mostly he's just taken one bite of it and is otherwise using it to gesticulate.]

"Every student that fails their exams will be killed. Sometimes, they make you do it." That is how the teacher next door described it, when I asked. [pause] That is not good! So, it cannot happen. I hope there's no debate on that, but...

[he's heard things about some of you fuckers and he's not impressed, basically.

still, he smiles. but he always does that.]

We have very little time to do an impossible thing. Luckily, that is when most impossible things are done!

[he gestures vaguely before him. the floor is open, gentlemen. let's save our students.]

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...a fire might do it.

[Just sort of tossing this idea in there. Fuck this school. It's happened before, Shin knows, and it seems to have left a mark.]

This place doesn't have cameras, right? But for alibi's sake... there's probably a way to start it remotely. We'd have to have a way or excuse to control it as well.

[They don't need to burn things down entirely, just enough to get some attention and disruption. Anything more than that puts students in danger.]

There's times when most of the faculty is in the first floor's left wing...

...a fire just might. You're right. I could use an immolation hex, but the issue is that this becomes less subtle. As you have seen, when I use a hex, my sigil appears underneath the area that it's being casted on. I don't mind being implicated in this if it means everyone else is fine in the end, but if we're looking for something more subtle...

[You know?

~~Quick someone find out Noah has a bottle of an explosive chemical. Is Senku here, Senku would know that lore~~]

Are there perhaps pipes carrying gas that we can use to our advantage here? A simple gas leak and a misplaced candle, for example, could certainly spark something.

[Lucifer doesn't know much about starting nonmagical fires because he is magical and he can just do this whenever he wants???]

[ He'll just wheel his squeaky rolling chair over to this conversation with the most gremlin look on his face since he overheard the conversation. ]

I do know of someone with access to a particularly asty-nay chemical- that just so happens to be plenty flammable! Dimethylmercury, to be exact. I'm sure they wouldn't mind handing it over since it would be used for a diversion that could save lives in the process.

I'll probably be the one to handle it- wouldn't want anyone else to be caught in the crosshairs of that sucker. And, if they say no, I can always mix something else up myself.

[ Be lucky the Chemistry professor is on your side, guys. He might be a little excited to cause some damage to this school- probably as payback for all the trauma. ]

[... honestly not even in the top ten of unnerving but well-intentioned things he's heard a science-type say so.]

I am pretty fast, if that would help! [just absolutely down for the terrorism.] The target is much more important than the method, though. What's something that, when lit on fire, would not cause harm to many students, but would successfully distract the staff--

[he pauses. eyes widen. grins.

points to the vice principal's desk.]

I see. That would be a good target, I should think.

[This is a group of terrorists now.]

Should Senku and Sportacus combine their abilities of chaos, I think we have a good enough distraction.

[Shin may not know what dimethylmercury is (or maybe he does, if it's on the curriculum) but I do and HOLY SHIT.]

Then it's just up to us to take full advantage of it!

[Circumstances and them being terrorists now aside, this is getting a little fun. Maybe because of that second one even.]