12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

un: r.nanase

[goodfaiths]

Oh! Does a pizza being frozen change its classification?

[ NOT PIZZA MAN WEIGHING IN ON THIS ]

un: n.yashiro

[mermaidcursed]

i think it would have to melt first, but not in an oven or anything like that

[goodfaiths]

I mean the frozen pizza as it is! So when it's melted, it's, um...salad, right? But frozen, maybe it'd be a sandwich? ^^

[mermaidcursed]

if you consider the ice a bread, maybe?

( she super does not though. )

[goodfaiths]

Um... Maybe a bread if it's covering both sides?

[ That's how that works right ]

[mermaidcursed]

( hmmmm... )

hmmm
well the others have decided that other things can change categories so i think thats acceptable personally. i will defer to an expert's judgement however!

[crystallomancy]

Not Until It Gets Soggy From Unthawing Improperly, I Suppose. It's Simply A Frozen Salad, Like The Type You Find At Grocery Stores.

[goodfaiths]

Really? I think it's more like a sandwich!!

...Well, if you fold it in half, maybe?

[ he's confused but he got the spirit ]

[crystallomancy]

A Frozen Sandwich If You Fold It In Half, Yes. A Very Unsatisfying Sandwich, Admittedly.

[goodfaiths]

Or it might actually just snap in half if it's really that frozen! So that'd still leave it as a salad!

[commences]

what type of pizza?

[goodfaiths]

The one from yesterday! It had fish in it, I think the box said it was smoked salmon!

i.sena

[notsosou]

Frozen pizza is even less of a salad because you can pick up the entirety of it by one corner.

[His pizza and salad opinions are less strong but he has them... a salad is made of multiple nonadhered components! He can inject a little chaos of his own though.]

It's actually very cold toast.

[commences]

( throws a pencil at him NOT COLD TOAAASTTTT )

[notsosou]

[Smugly lets the pencil bounce off. Revenge is sweet and best served cold, like ice-creammm.]

[commences]

( gives this paper he's grading an a+ because it was funny, they better thank shin for that. )

[notsosou]

[You know him and Sidney are going to go through all these later right???

...by coincidence, it's still A+.]

[crystallomancy]

This Is The Most Sena-San-Like Thing You've Typed All Day.

i.sena

[notsosou]

[Play it cool, Shin. People still think you're Komaeda.]

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean.

[Nailed it.]

[crystallomancy]

Don't Play With Me :)

[notsosou]

[Hhh not the terrifying smiley face. He's got his defense though.]

That's cruel, Sakasaki. You know it's impossible for me to do that, right? It's like telling a dog not to eat it's own vomit.

[This Komaeda rp is going a little TOO far...]

[goodfaiths]

Wait, is toast a category now?

If it is, it's definitely toast! ^^

[notsosou]

No way all food can be sorted into just those three, so it is now!

[This is anarchy after all. We have people asking if lead is wet.]

Unless you consider toast a kind of proto-sandwich.

[A monowich, if you will.]

[goodfaiths]

Hm... Proto-sandwich sounds cooler!

[ same brain cell....same brain cell, Shintwin. ]

I think people might argue it's a salad, but the frozen pizza is a special, versatile case! It can't be defined by any of these three things alone, right?

[notsosou]

[The same brain cell...]

Right! It disqualifies it. So the question then becomes... what else is in the pizza/toast category?

[Frozen or otherwise?]