12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[starrypoint]

natsumes always fun to play along with~
has ur opinion changed any with all the talk on this thing tho?

[silentabyss]

i still think foods are what theyre advertised as on the tin admittedly but its actually been a pretty funny debate and it was fun to think about if that makes sense??

natsume is an entity of chaos

[he says, like he himself Isn't that]

[starrypoint]

def!!! its why i got to talkin with yorichan about how lava is a soup ☆

yeah hes great ♪
i love that about him the most ♪

[silentabyss]

lava is a soup but only once :(

what flavour do you think it is?

[starrypoint]

earth

[silentabyss]

because it's molten rock right... yeah that makes sense

i.sena

[notsosou]

Spicy.

[silentabyss]

ok so izumi who is dead thinks lava is spicy

personally i wonder if you can say spice=heat though? at a certain point i think those really hot peppers arent spicy so much as they are painful

[starrypoint]

yeah thats why its earthy!!!!
is like dirt
but hot dirt
rly rly hot dirt
oh but the lava yorichan and i had tasted like salty bloodish stuff

[silentabyss]

delicious hot and spicy dirt

...salty blood lava sounds worse somehow

[notsosou]

Are you sure that wasn't just your blood?

[From burning your mouth eating it, you mad lad. Nevermind that Shin has no empirical basis to be calling lava spicy at all.]

[notsosou]

[Starting to get the impression Noah doesn't like whoever this Izumi Sena is. Good thing that's not actually him.]

People like spice because it's painful, don't they? So the two are linked.

[Revealing his own spice tolerance here.]

[silentabyss]

[one time in like March or maybe April, Izumi said a mean thing to Noah and he has held a Fucking Grudge ever since.]

i dont know personally im ok with spicy food and its fine until it starts to get too spicy and then its not fun anymore but thats just me

[commences]

so sprite?

[starrypoint]

what about sprite is spicy????

[commences]

it can be argued to be spicy water.

[crystallomancy]

I Am Not. I'm Perfectly Respectable.

[silentabyss]

but this caused chaos therefore you are an entity of chaos??

[starrypoint]

dont listen to him natsume likes to cause problems bc he thinks its fun, like me

[silentabyss]

what problems have you caused ever, youre so nice and stuff??

[starrypoint]

lonchan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur so good and right ive never caused anyone any trouble ever!!!!!!

[silentabyss]

y
yeah??

i love you too subaru and im glad youve never caused any trouble ever

[press X to doubt]

[crystallomancy]

Would You Like A List, Noah-kun? I'll Trade It For A Comment Singing My Praises.

[starrypoint]

awwwww u love me enough that ud make someone pay for it???
i love u too natsume!!!!!

[silentabyss]

ok sure that sounds like a deal

[and now, properly capitalizing and punctuating so that Natsume can frame this or whatever,]

Natsume is a very cool person. He once conducted a sayance [he tried] for me from the kindness of his own heart. He's also got cool hair, and his sense of style is impeccable. I would be Natsume's friend without question simply because he looks like he's the coolest person in the entire world.