August Event

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Please let August be better than July I'm begging

✽ Due to 10+ classes raising their ranks last month, ALL characters have access to the courtyard via the door in the locker area and the windows facing the courtyard.
✽ Characters with 1-10 tallies are not able to get any further past the end of the courtyard before they fall unconscious; characters with 10-20 can get halfway to the pool building before the same happens to them; characters with 20+ tallies can reach the pool building but unfortunately, the door is on the other side. There are no windows on the walls, but from the clocktower, characters can see that it has a glass ceiling, though they are unable to see inside.
✽ Outside, there is no breeze, and it occasionally rains ash.
✽ Characters going up to the 4th floor will feel that the door is warm to the touch, and will occasionally open (see: missions)
✽ The student store opens, with the door propped open with a doorstopper. The npc running the store is currently not interested in conversation, but may be available for threading in the future and is available for threading in the toplevel below. Please see the updated bonus activity page for more information.
✽ Posted on the bulletin board and also handed to each club president before break is the notice that proof of club activity is due at the end of break. Please submit these proofs in the toplevel below.
✽ There is another ad on the bulletin board advertising an exchange student program for the month of October. Applications will be taken until the end of August, and there is a 300 merit point fee. Sister cities include Death City, Devildom, Ishigami Village, Lanling, LazyTown, and Maiami City.

Comments

[commences]

( he never had one before, so he's thinking about the food first... cook for him! )

You said you'd cook first? Isn't that part of the deal... You're not going to rob a future customer, are you?

( sad voice... )

[adsum]

It's not robbing if you willingly give me money.

[ Then it's called extortion. Besides... Komaeda is eating right now, so he won't have the appetite for anything npc-kun makes anyways. Food reviews are much higher when the judge has an empty stomach. ]

[commences]

So you won't... cook for me...

( puppy dog expression, a very sad tone in his voice like he's been betrayed... he's not really upset, he's just doing this because he can. ever just act up just to do it to get your way, well... his type 4 is showing.

he even crouches down, setting his can on the floor with a frown... )

[adsum]

[ STOP THE PUPPY DOG EYES npc-kun won't give in, no sir, they're stronger than that ]

Nothing in this world is free.

[commences]

( these eyes are getting sadder... he looks at the ground now, lips pursed into a straight line. )

...

( they even left their post to look for him... )

[adsum]

[ Because they thought he might be dead! But he's not, he's sitting in front of npc-kun and all sympathy goes out the window in the face of money. ]

Pay me or give me back my knife. I wouldn't leave with it if I were you. It'd count as stealing.

[commences]

( fine, he stops, and just accepts his loss. )

You're cruel, but it's fine... I've been through worse. Is it stealing when you said I always had to come back to you?

( huh!!! HUH!!!! )

[adsum]

It's stealing when it's not in my pocket. The store's safeguarded against theft, so...

[ holds their hand out ]

[commences]

I'll die without it, you know?

( ... )

I have nothing to protect myself, are you really going to take the last thing I have to keep myself safe...

( sips corn sadly... )

[adsum]

[ First of all, Komaeda's not allowed to die if they have anything to say about it. Second of all, they smell a business opportunity and like a light switch—- ]

It's your lucky day! It just so happens that I've got several nice hefty rocks you can buy for self defense! Whether it's close combat or enemies from afar, you won't be beat if you have one of these! And they come in your choice of brown or grey!

[commences]

( slurps his can of corn like he's heard this line before, and he looks to the side. does he need a rock when he has the rockiest man known to man??? rockkun...... he doesn't need any other rocks! )

Have you murdered before? Using a rock is way too messy, the blood splatter will get all over me... sighs, it'd be a pain to clean up without the proper disinfectants.

( he already stole from the school's janitor, he probably can't do that again. ) I think freezing someone in the principle's office would be... exciting, and then shattering them with your rocks.

( ... he doesn't know if that's a thing, but it's something. )

[adsum]

[ With a strong pitch and good aim, he doesn't have to get blood splatter all over him... But Komaeda is surprisingly considerate, huh? Wanting to clean up his messes, or not make such a big one in the first place. ]

...So you'll buy a rock for ice shattering?

[ It's none of their business. Once their wares leave the store, they take no responsibility. ]

[commences]

( he's just a neat-freak on the inside, and has some days where it doesn't apply. right now, he doesn't want to be messy if he doesn't have to. )

If the time calls for it, I will. If murdering someone brings hope, and your rocks help me with that method... I'll follow through.

( as of now, he's on murder cooldown, which is a shame... everyone gets so disappointed when he kills, and when he wants to help everyone around him. )

You really like them, don't you?

[adsum]

Like what? Hope?

[ The other option is people, which is ehh, or rocks, which is ehhhhhhh ]

[commences]

The rocks, you surround your sales with them... so I wondered.

( it's always a rock, and you don't just like hope... you love it. )

You promote them first and foremost before... the charms or the suncatchers.

( he looks at them, a slow blink as he tries to understand. rock )

[adsum]

Oh. There's just a lot of them, and I want to get rid of them as soon as possible.

[ They'd dump them outside, but, you know. They can apparently still make money off that junk, so it's worth investing the effort. ]

Besides, the charms and suncatchers are pretty. They sell themselves.

[commences]

How many do you have... the bulk price?

( how can npc-kun do this to their 🪨s. not like komaeda can imagine someone collecting this many, it's just... who has the time and patience, and is that bored in life. )

Are the rocks not just as pretty, they do have dull colors...

( proud of himself on the topic change... he thinks he gets to keep the pocket knife too. a win/win, but he doesn't finish his corn so that's slightly a loss, so... he holds it up to npc-kun, maybe they want some too. )

[adsum]

[ ? He's dead. npc-kun's rocks now. ]

They can be pretty, if they're polished, but...

[ literally, what do you do with a rock? They can't say this out loud, though, because that would undermine sales. But seriously. Who collects rocks, why would anybody ]

Anyways, I won't sell them all in bulk. If I do that, the monopoly shifts to the buyer, who then drives market prices. It's got to be spread out amongst the masses.

[commences]

( mementos. )

That's if someone wants to use your wares afterwards, as for me... what would I want with rocks?

( let alone why would the market shift in his favor when he'd rather not have them at all. sure, he already purchased some, and they still sit in his pocket not having shown much use. )

There's someone I know... he really likes rocks apparently, and even Amami-kun confided in him.

( at the end of the day, amami got the rock so good reviews. he guesses... ymmv. ) I can bring him here next time.

[adsum]

[ Yeah, can't answer a question they don't have an answer too. But never mind that, hello? A sucker— I mean a customer? ]

Yes! How could I say no with that endorsement? Bring him here and we'll lock the door until he buys everything his wallet can afford, and then we'll set him free to obtain more money so he can come back!

[commences]

( oh, that's so insane, and komaeda is actually up for the job if it didn't seem like a problem in his eyes. all three of them in a room, and pestering rokkun to buy rocks? he'll take it the wrong way or something...

isn't it against tulparata rules to lock them in the same room because they like freedom.

He doesn't really spend much, but I'm sure if you have really valuable rocks... he might change his mind.

( as the rock guy, he's got to be into the details... of rocks. )

I'll... supervise outside the door.

[adsum]

[ Lock two Aratas in a room and only one comes out alive ]

Doesn't spend much... What if you get him drunk beforehand?

[commences]

( that's how counselor came out tbh, i don't think we want to repeat history. )

...

( does he even drink? would komaeda even want to see him drunk... huh, the idea... is quite interesting. )

Are you able to offer me something alcoholic? ( there's always that one... sdr2 item, but listen... ) I don't mind trying.

[adsum]

No. I'd get carded at the store if I try to buy alcohol.

[ If they could magically manifest alcohol... They could possibly provide grapes, and yeast, and a wooden barrel, but the rest would be up to Komaeda. ]

But I was thinking you could, because you're older.

[commences]

Why don't you make a fake one? If you can sell crack, you can do something as simple as that, I'm sure.

( sighs, writes down something for the future. there's only one problem, and he's unable to leave this school to buy anything. of course, he wonders if he looks that old... does he look old? he's dying, but... he's still a pretty boy right? ah, he's pretty ugly, so he would be... old looking. unfortunate, how sad. )

I'm surprised they don't have the beverage that can get you drunk, but isn't alcoholic. If you can make something like that, it'd sell rather well among the students.