npc contact.2
As the game progresses, different npc faculty and students will become available for threading. To request a thread, please comment below with the name of the npc and the ic date in the subject header. Threads may be cut short due to mod availability, so please have a reason in mind for the interaction.
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...What do you mean "what"? Why are you talking about Tarou-nii? You're supposed to be listening to me.
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Have you ever watched those guessing shows? When you say an answer, you say "what is x"! So I thought you were talking about Amami-kun!
( was he WRONG? )
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You're wrong. The penalty for guessing incorrectly is a hundred million yen.
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...That's not how this game works, you reward me for being right.
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Isn't it boring if the end result is always winning? ...You have to guess right first, though. Try again.
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It is boring, I do hate boring, and ordinary things... ( but he's the most boring of them all.... anyway: ) hm... Saihara-kun?
( how much money will komaeda owe as he goes through the ultimates mindlessly. )
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Who's that?
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( goes through every ultimate like one of them has to be the right answer, there's no way he can be wrong on this one! )
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I don't know who that is either.
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...Kijima-kun?
( now npckun has to know that one.... he thinks. )
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It's a compliment, there's no need to look so serious... I was listening. Hm... Me......
( ... )
..ow.... Lily May?
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The cat...? You're making it sound like I have no friends.
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( ...
well, that's true, he'll continue though. )
Akehoshi-kun is your friend, oh, oh... Hinata-kun too! Oh, and... and...
( hm. hm. )
Komaeda-kun!
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Yeah! You got it! You owe me seven hundred million yen.
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( sigh sigh. )
Like a teenage schoolgirl with a crush! He'll pay you the seven hundred million yen.
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[ They'll clamp their hands over Komaeda's mouth, shut upppppp ]
I was talking about you! You come to mind first because you're always here!
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...!!
( muffle muffle mumble, mumble, remove your hands!!! )
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( yep. )
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I'm not embarrassed! You're just being embarrassing! And Subaru's plenty talented!
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( muffle, muffle... mutter mutter.
muffle, mutter.
remove your hands! )
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( ... )
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Stop it! I'm not— I don't cater!
[ They do, but like... everybody likes their shopkeep personality, it's very charming. Komaeda is the person they yell at the most, and they have to wonder if that means they trust him the most.
Not in times like this, though. ]
We're talking about you, anyways, not me! Let's talk about your love life instead.
[ Gush to them about your Ultimates, they're good at zoning out and nodding ]
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