12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

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PART 2: CATEGORIZATION

[crystallomancy]

Now That We've Got All Of That Out Of The Way, And Everyone Has Come To Their Own Conclusions About These Classifications...

It's About Time We Applied Them To People, Isn't It? Nagito-kun Already Picked Up On This, Seeing As He Referred To Lucifer-san As Having Soupless Behavior. Good Job.

When It Comes To People:

• Soup Refers To Those Who Are More Go-With-The-Flow Types, Symbolized By The Pourability Of Most Soups, Yet Have Complex Personalities (Or Flavors). They Can Be Either Hot Or Cold, But Are Good People To Have As A Nursemaid. Those Defined As "Soupless" Have None Of These Traits, And Have Terrible Bedside Manner As Well.
  
• Salad Refers To Those Who Prefer Life To Be Simple And Easy To Understand, But Aren't As Easy-Going As Soup People. The Way They Live Their Life Is Surprisingly Rigid, And One Good Event Is All It Takes For Them To Be Knocked Over. Saladless People Are Firm In Their Beliefs, But Loose In Their Morals, On The Other Hand.
  
• Sandwich People Are The Most Serious And Lawful Of The Three. They Have No Time For Messing Around And Are Often Extremely Busy People... They Have Difficulty Balancing Their Relationships As A Result, Symbolized By The Bad Habit Of Food Sandwiches To Be Overfilled. Sandwichless People Have None Of These Ties.
  
  Compatibility Is As Follows:
  Soups And Sandwiches Have High Compatibility. Sandwiches And Salads Also Have Decent Compatibility. Soups And Salads Don't Get Along Very Well, But With Patience, Can Work Out.

Please Classify Your Fellow Students Below. If You Have Any Objections To Someone's Classification, Feel Free To Discuss Them.

SOUP

[crystallomancy]

For Those Who Potentially Fall Under The Soup Category.

[starrypoint]

im a hot soup boy!

[silentabyss]

+1

[crystallomancy]

( ... )

I'd Argue You're A Salad, But You Have Soup Qualities.

[silentabyss]

i think nene has very soupful behaviour

[dokkans]

i'll say! she seems very easy to get along with

[starrypoint]

amachan is a soup boy too!!

[crystallomancy]

If He's Soup And You've Determined I'm Sandwich, Why Aren't He And I The Best Of Friends? One Of Your Classifications Needs Adjustment.

[sisters]

i think kudo-san is pretty soupy. you could say she's kinda saladless too

[commences]

akari-san would be chicken noodle soup.

SALAD

[crystallomancy]

For Those Who Potentially Fall Under The Salad Category.

[starrypoint]

maddy!
but hes the saladless version!

[dokkans]

agree! very saladless

[starrypoint]

a true salad...
hmm....
boss, i think! the shopkeeper!
they seem pretty sandwich too so id take that but this is my thought!!!

[sisters]

for salad... maybe a-yao?

[commences]

meanswell-kun can be macaroni salad.

SANDWICH

[crystallomancy]

For Those Who Potentially Fall Under The Sandwich Category.

[silentabyss]

komaedas behaviour is sandwichless

[starrypoint]

explain

[starrypoint]

[hm..........................]

maya-san!

[crystallomancy]

( hm...... )

I Agree Completely.

[starrypoint]

natsume is a sandwitch too

[sisters]

clamor strikes me as a sandwich kind of guy

[commences]

breaking the rules, i want hiyori-kun to be a burrito.