natsume sakasaki (
crystallomancy) wrote in
yogen2021-12-02 03:54 pm
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12/02 || un: n.sakasaki
Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.
Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?
Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.
Some Examples:
Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.
Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?
Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?
Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.
Some Examples:
Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

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how gross! who would drink a bowl of ants?
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is lead wet?
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i guess that makes sense
so you CAN drink lead and therefore lead is a soup
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so if lead is wet, ash is wet, and therefore a soup with ash flakes on both sides making it a sandwich
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appetizer, right? to start off on your palate.
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un: n.yashiro
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i dunno i guess it depends on what you define food as
im defining food as something you can ingest. ingesting it safely doesnt matter
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( who wants to bet they're leaning on each other during this or something )
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