12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[commences]

has bread on more than one side. the skin is breading!

[silentabyss]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

meatwich

people are gluten free

[Clamor do Not read the network, Noah's being influenced by bad people again]

but i guess it can be a sandwich because we have to think about gluten free people

[dokkans]

humans are more than half water, so i think they'd be soup!

[commences]

if they eat the gluten, and use it for energy, they're no longer gluten free, but we can light them on fire.

what is ash?

[dokkans]

salad

but i guess more salad dressing?

[silentabyss]

ash is dry so it would be a salad yeah i agree

but it could be a topping if youre into that

[commences]

iron, manganese, boron, copper and zinc. trace amounts of heavy metals such as lead, cadmium, nickel and chromium which you can argue, is wet.

[dokkans]

in that case it's a soup, but only to ants

[commences]

do ants know what soups are? this could be a raindrop to them.

[dokkans]

to ants, everything is just under the "food" category, really

[commences]

they only want it for moisture.

[dokkans]

mm. actually! if an ant eats something with a lot of water, then i'd guess that the ant would become soup

how gross! who would drink a bowl of ants?

[silentabyss]

you sound like senku now???

is lead wet?

[commences]

lead-acid batteries, have you ever seen one?

[silentabyss]

ive seen batteries so i can imagine the concept, im sure ive seen one somewhere

i guess that makes sense

so you CAN drink lead and therefore lead is a soup

[commences]

yep! i knew that little hint would bring you to that idea.
so if lead is wet, ash is wet, and therefore a soup with ash flakes on both sides making it a sandwich

[silentabyss]

so at the end of the day is a human a soup or a sandwich

[commences]

equilibrium!

[silentabyss]

so soups and salads are usually considered side dishes right? so is a human a side dish or a main course?

[dokkans]

i bet if you try hard enough, you can turn a human into a salad!

[commences]

so fruit salads?

[silentabyss]

i dont want people to get any ideas but i guess you could do that yeah

un: n.yashiro

[mermaidcursed]

please don't drink lead.

[silentabyss]

im not going to! im just doing it in the spirit of debate! and if someone else drinks lead thats their problem

[mermaidcursed]

if something can't be safely consumed can it still be used as an example